A Letter To My Lost Love Motorola Rival a455 was written as a joke during the early days of social media. I was shocked when I tweeted my post out and Motorola replied and sent me a brand new phone! Man, those were the good ole days when social media wasn’t as congested. I would have never imagined that the company would have such amazing customer service. Shortly after everyone turned to social media as a way to try to get free stuff and now you’re lucky if you ever even get a reply from a brand online.
A Letter To My Lost Love Motorola Rival a455:
Dear Motorola Rival A455,
What will I do now that you are gone? You were so helpful to me in the past. I have so many great memories ….the texts we shared, the voice mails, and the alarms. I thought we were so good together!
You should have never enticed her, with your shiny purple cover and your fascinating ring-tones. I knew it was only a matter of time before she tried to make you her own, and she did. Oh, Motorola Rival the pain is too much!
After searching for you for two days… she had hidden you so well. I guess when she knew I was on her trail she panicked and threw you into the washing machine, where I then helped you reach your untimely death. The water, the swishing, and the spinning was all too much for you. I would have gladly taken your place.
Oh, how my fingers long to text using your QWERTY keypad; oh, and that that romantic backlight glow. Come back to me Rival… I loved you with all my heart!
But alas you are forever gone…. You should have stayed away from her; she is just a toddler, and now you see just how dangerous they can be. Don’t let the tutu fool you, she’s a phone killer!
Your One True Love
I will name my next phone after you but don’t worry, you will never be replaced in my heart.
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